Kate Ryan
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His mind rode the lines, circling on an endless loop to nowhere as he attempted to go about his activities.
Read...Hollywood continues to flounder in a dick-sucking frenzy of self-congratulatory white male directors, writers, and producers.
Read...Fresh orange juice, milk, thick slices of ham, a block of cheese, a carton of eggs—her husband kept it this way should this moment arrive.
Read...We’ve all been there. Your boyfriend has a raging boner, but you’re just not in the mood to do anything with it. But how do you tell him to tone that boner down and quick? No need to worry. Here are ten simple, foolproof ways to kill that boner in ten seconds—or less—while keeping your man’s ego rock-hard.
Read...12:48 AM. Why would someone schedule an exorcism for the middle of a weeknight?
Read...I saw my old babysitter at a women’s wrestling cage match.
Read...Someone would always cook in their tighty whities, his package at eye level for the person doing French homework at the kitchen table.
Read...Writing simply does for me what long walks do for small dogs; it makes me tired and happy.
Read...Is flagging potentially offensive material taking the PC movement too far?
Read...She knows you’re not supposed to call it an “it,” but she honestly can’t tell if it’s a boy or girl or . . . undecided.
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