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I'm not ready for the Fixer Upper Finale. Please don't go, Chip and Jo.

Fixer Upper Finale, Chip And Jo Are Calling It Quits (But We Still Have Target)

Welp, they’ve gone and finally done it, Chip and Joanna Gaines have cancelled their super ultra mega hit TV show, and it's time for a Fixer Upper finale.

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Is that a sledgehammer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Image: HGTV.

What Your Favorite Property Brother Says About You

The HGTV show “Property Brothers” is a source of endless design inspiration and sexual fantasies. The former is due to the gorgeous real estate listings and impressive home renovations featured on the show. The latter is due to Jonathan and Drew, the beautiful twin brothers who host the show.

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House Hunters International Lied To Us: The Reality of International Realty 

I knew that House Hunters family of shows had been accused of being entirely staged, but still, I had hopes that the two of us would find our own plucky agent who’d supply us with wonderful apartments to choose from, then we’d calmly, collaboratively pick one while sipping ale at a local pub.

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