Eliana Osborn

Your partner will make you want to throw up at some point. Pure, unadulterated disgust.

I’m a sucker for an interesting woman, so Notorious RBG is obviously my sort of book.

What’s That Smell? Sniffing Out Weird House Odors

If you kill a tortoise, even on accident, you probably shouldn’t have children.

Self-care is important. Massages are a good form of self-care. Too bad I keep thinking about what I'm going to make for dinner.

Perfectly Karaoke Or Lip Sync A Song: You may think this is less important than the other items on the list. You are wrong.

I look tired when I stay up too late. I also look tired if I get eight hours of sleep.

Standardized tests are taking over the world. I can say this because it is true. Like a creeping vine that seems attractive and charming at first, tests appear to be reasonable for the data and direction they can provide.

The other magical thing about living in 2015 is the Internet. You can get great training in all kinds of fields while sitting in your underwear at home.

Size, like age and salary and whatever else, is just a number. Pretending numbers don’t measure things isn’t helpful. I’m 38 years old: That isn’t good or bad, but it IS different from being 18 or 50.