Eliana Osborn
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Eliana Osborn Articles
Standardized tests are taking over the world. I can say this because it is true. Like a creeping vine that seems attractive and charming at first, tests appear to be reasonable for the data and direction they can provide.
Read...I am going to have amazing posture. My neck will look so skinny just from the way I hold my head.
Read...I’m not alone in being troubled by how people suddenly disappear in life, right? That’s essentially why the internet was created. You may have heard rumors about Al Gore inventing it for military purposes... Lies!
Read...I wanted to write a book last summer. Then I realized what a terrible goal that was and modified accordingly.
Read...My Life on the Road (or MLR) is not what I expected...the idea of not waiting for experience to come to you permeates the book.
Read...Kirk Cameron in all his Growing Pains glory was the ideal crush. Unthreatening, goofy, good kid with very reasonable weekly conflicts. And a good smile. Always been a sucker for that.
Read...What’s That Smell? Sniffing Out Weird House Odors
Read...There are some days of parenting that are magical, full of unicorns and four leaf clovers and lottery winnings. Those are the moments when I catch myself, just for a second, feeling content and happy and looking around trying to freeze things. Out of 7000 days, those maybe make up five a year.
Read...I cried every single day of my life until I was 18 years old. I did not know this was abnormal.
Read...Look, Connect Four is not a good game. But it can be over quickly, which is pretty great.
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