Eliana Osborn

Look, Connect Four is not a good game. But it can be over quickly, which is pretty great.

Baranta is a new martial art focusing on traditional folk dancing and activities.

The most important things my mother taught me included work from Neil Diamond, Billy Joel, Wham! and Whitney Houston.

Is anyone else with me on this? White foods are NASTY.

I cried every single day of my life until I was 18 years old. I did not know this was abnormal.

Really, you should thank me. I’m just protecting your future self.

When I’m staring at the wall trying to keep my cool when my 6-year-old is hysterical about the tiny bump on his finger, I attempt to channel some of the good parts.

After this, I’m not going to be able to complain about Meghan Trainor and having to teach my son that "All About That Bass" is talking about girls with big booties.

A haircut is a whole lot cheaper than therapy or tattoos or a round-the-world plane ticket.

Kirk Cameron in all his Growing Pains glory was the ideal crush. Unthreatening, goofy, good kid with very reasonable weekly conflicts. And a good smile. Always been a sucker for that.