Eliana Osborn
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Eliana Osborn Articles
1. Write a damn letter.
Read...Don’t listen to horror stories about airplane tantrums. Listen to me while I let you in on the secret perks of seeing the world with kiddos.
Read...The most important things my mother taught me included work from Neil Diamond, Billy Joel, Wham! and Whitney Houston.
Read...Really, you should thank me. I’m just protecting your future self.
Read...I am going to have amazing posture. My neck will look so skinny just from the way I hold my head.
Read...What’s That Smell? Sniffing Out Weird House Odors
Read...I’ve developed a fast and furious passion for the new Daily Show host, Trevor Noah.
Read...I’m not alone in being troubled by how people suddenly disappear in life, right? That’s essentially why the internet was created. You may have heard rumors about Al Gore inventing it for military purposes... Lies!
Read...Standardized tests are taking over the world. I can say this because it is true. Like a creeping vine that seems attractive and charming at first, tests appear to be reasonable for the data and direction they can provide.
Read...I’m full of emotions: pride, awe, fear, nerves. The spelling bee first, then the piano recital. Two different kids, same mom. Same me, wanting to prevent my boys from pain and discomfort. Same me, biting my tongue and smiling broadly in support.
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