Eliana Osborn
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Eliana Osborn Articles
I wanted to write a book last summer. Then I realized what a terrible goal that was and modified accordingly.
Read...Self-care is important. Massages are a good form of self-care. Too bad I keep thinking about what I'm going to make for dinner.
Read...If you kill a tortoise, even on accident, you probably shouldn’t have children.
Read......But not in the way you'd think.
Read...Really, you should thank me. I’m just protecting your future self.
Read...Size, like age and salary and whatever else, is just a number. Pretending numbers don’t measure things isn’t helpful. I’m 38 years old: That isn’t good or bad, but it IS different from being 18 or 50.
Read...I am going to have amazing posture. My neck will look so skinny just from the way I hold my head.
Read...Don’t listen to horror stories about airplane tantrums. Listen to me while I let you in on the secret perks of seeing the world with kiddos.
Read...You know how someone can give you a compliment that you know isn’t true? Like, they tell you a dress looks good when you are absolutely certain that is not the case? But if they keep saying it looks good, you start to think “Yeah... this looks good.”
Read...I look tired when I stay up too late. I also look tired if I get eight hours of sleep.
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