Eliana Osborn

I’ve developed a fast and furious passion for the new Daily Show host, Trevor Noah.

In this film, we got to walk backstage with the young Broadway actress currently playing Annie. She explained the rules for taking on the role: Once a girl started her period, she couldn’t be Annie.

We take weekend turns. He does vacations and summers. Literally. He takes them away. It is great.

Is anyone else with me on this? White foods are NASTY.

Help.

I’m terrified of wrongful imprisonment. To be the only one who knows the truth and have to live every day in a cell, wondering, why, god, why? [...] Sitting hooked up for gadgets to monitor every aspect of my mind and body, in a small room without any distraction, I see how a person could lose herself — or the truth — for a moment.

I’m proud of you right now, even with all the sadness. Proud of you for heading to rehab, leaving the kids, the man, the house — all of it — to get on top of things. Doing it instead of just thinking about it, talking about it even, hemming and hawing? That’s pretty badass.

They were horrible.

1. Borrow a child.

Your partner will make you want to throw up at some point. Pure, unadulterated disgust.