Eliana Osborn

I’ve got two tales of hideous male behavior — at the elementary school, somewhere typically full of good vibes and happiness and all that.

When did I discover that sterilization isn’t as cut and dry as it seems? While sitting in a hospital gown, signing my life away, awaiting surgery.

1. Write a damn letter.

What’s That Smell? Sniffing Out Weird House Odors

I, like far too many women in this country and the world, have had a wide variety of experiences involving sexual harassment.

Now that I’m a mother, I’m much more sympathetic to a woman who just couldn’t take it anymore. Not saying I’d leave my kids in a parking lot and hope for the best . . . just saying that I can understand the impulse.

We take weekend turns. He does vacations and summers. Literally. He takes them away. It is great.

Is anyone else with me on this? White foods are NASTY.

Ray Nagin. Yes, the former New Orleans mayor who now has a criminal record. Let me explain.

The other magical thing about living in 2015 is the Internet. You can get great training in all kinds of fields while sitting in your underwear at home.