Eliana Osborn

I’ve got two tales of hideous male behavior — at the elementary school, somewhere typically full of good vibes and happiness and all that.

Your partner will make you want to throw up at some point. Pure, unadulterated disgust.

Kirk Cameron in all his Growing Pains glory was the ideal crush. Unthreatening, goofy, good kid with very reasonable weekly conflicts. And a good smile. Always been a sucker for that.

Baranta is a new martial art focusing on traditional folk dancing and activities.

Help.

Standardized tests are taking over the world. I can say this because it is true. Like a creeping vine that seems attractive and charming at first, tests appear to be reasonable for the data and direction they can provide.

I’m not there yet. But I need to be honest—I’m closer to 40 than any other multiple of five.

Ray Nagin. Yes, the former New Orleans mayor who now has a criminal record. Let me explain.

They were horrible.

Is anyone else with me on this? White foods are NASTY.