Kate Ryan
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Someone would always cook in their tighty whities, his package at eye level for the person doing French homework at the kitchen table.
Read...His mind rode the lines, circling on an endless loop to nowhere as he attempted to go about his activities.
Read...My parents got the idea they’d send me to stay at my grandparents’ house in Florida for a week. I think my mother needed a week to herself.
Read...At Monster High, Jimmy Werewolf gets another demerit for forgetting to shave again.
Read...You could take this easy, informative quiz to find out with whom you side on important legislative issues and social policies. Or you could go my route and pick your candidate based on what dinosaur they resemble.
Read...Light some candles and use those bath salts you've been saving for a special occasion. Masturbate for 55 minutes.
Read...I would send some chocolates, but I’m not allowed anymore since they found the shiv in the birthday cake I sent you.
Read...The bread had to be store-bought and white, of course, so as not to raise a red flag among my classmates. I still see rebellion in a ham sandwich.
Read...Alison learned from her grandmother how a plastic smile could take you places—especially in a place like Hollywood.
Read...Surviving the Apocalypse didn’t mean they couldn’t enjoy a little romance.
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