Kate Ryan

She doesn’t know how to communicate the feeling that all is for nothing, nothing is normal.

The bread had to be store-bought and white, of course, so as not to raise a red flag among my classmates. I still see rebellion in a ham sandwich.

Eva, having stayed up the whole night preoccupied with death and time, planned to call in sick.

At Monster High, Jimmy Werewolf gets another demerit for forgetting to shave again.

He thought I was mad, but in an artistic way; I thought he was horny all the time, but in an artistic way.

His mind rode the lines, circling on an endless loop to nowhere as he attempted to go about his activities.

Is flagging potentially offensive material taking the PC movement too far?

Sheila applied widely and on a whim. She needed a job and she needed one fast.

She got too high while watching The Bachelor and had a misanthropic breakdown.

Motherhood is easily the toughest, most sacred job on earth. Without moms, the human race simply wouldn’t be here. But personally, I’d rather dangle myself from dental floss over a volcano full of spiders than push another human being out of my body.