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At Monster High, Jimmy Werewolf gets another demerit for forgetting to shave again.
Read...Okay, so maybe she didn’t really understand feminism.
Read...Alma couldn’t understand why her Yelp reviews were so dismal. She didn’t advertise herself as a magician. She was a hair stylist.
Read...The bread had to be store-bought and white, of course, so as not to raise a red flag among my classmates. I still see rebellion in a ham sandwich.
Read...She closed in on the open pores enlarged ten times their normal size by a high magnification pocket mirror.
Read...12:48 AM. Why would someone schedule an exorcism for the middle of a weeknight?
Read...She couldn’t imagine the water she sat in, the water that enveloped her body, wanted to be here.
Read...We all love our dogs. However, some of us take it a little too far, convincing ourselves that our dogs are actually our children. You call your dog your “baby” one day, and the next thing you know, you’re pushing him or her down the street in an expensive stroller. How did we get here? Trust me, it’s a slippery slope. Here are 12 signs you might have a dog-child.
Read...I would send some chocolates, but I’m not allowed anymore since they found the shiv in the birthday cake I sent you.
Read...My parents got the idea they’d send me to stay at my grandparents’ house in Florida for a week. I think my mother needed a week to herself.
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