Winona Dimeo-Ediger

Including: public transit inversion pose and heart-opening "shut up, mom" pose.

Winona,

Like any red-blooded Benedict Cumberbatch fangirl, I’ve totally fantasized about cuddling with him, nibbling on his ear, or maybe breakin

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But my God, have you read a celebrity gossip rag recently? They make Vogue and InStyle seem like forward-thinking beacons of body positivity and intersectional feminism.

If you don’t have a pair of pixie pants, girl, you need to get a pair of pixie pants.

While buttoning my pants today I found to my dismay / that my skinny jeans get skinnier with every passing day. / For the past few months, in fact, I’ve watched with shock and wonder / as my stomach’s gotten softer and my thighs accrued more thunder.

Clean eating is so passe, you guys. It’s time to get on board the newest trend: dirty eating!

5. You start feeling insecure about the distinct lack of rappers in your social circle.

Stage one: annoyance. Stage five: obsession!