Jennifer Lopez

So — who is everyone thinking about when they masturbate? The sex toy company We-Vibe wanted to find out, so they asked 1,000 people who their favorite celeb fantasies were.

In an interview last week for The Cut, Bernadette Peters made some absurd statements about how she eats to stay in shape. “It turns out there's no shortcut,” The Cut notes, “just a lifetime of exercise and extremely healthy eating” — except if you keep reading, you’ll see this relationship with food doesn’t sound healthy at all.

“Lately, I’ve gone back to coffee,” the two-time Tony-winning actress begins the interview, as if she’s admitting to a heroin relapse. She goes on to share that her typical breakfast consists of “three little smiles” of grapefruit and a spoonful of hemp powder.

This — which is all of about 50 calories — is fuel for a morning trip to the gym.

There was something special about Selena. No. Scratch that.

These five jams changed the world forever. Or at least my pubescent life.

Because treating a woman "sociopolitically right" is totally sexy.

It was pretty much the norm for the VMAs: denim, crop tops, butts and boobs.

I always thought J.Lo was a strong, independent female. Too bad her love-obsessed lyrics tell a different story.