Kate Ryan
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She closed in on the open pores enlarged ten times their normal size by a high magnification pocket mirror.
Read...A bloated mother in her polka dot one-piece gnaws on a corndog while reading the romantic pulp she picked up on her way out of the supermarket . . .
Read...She got too high while watching The Bachelor and had a misanthropic breakdown.
Read...We all love our dogs. However, some of us take it a little too far, convincing ourselves that our dogs are actually our children. You call your dog your “baby” one day, and the next thing you know, you’re pushing him or her down the street in an expensive stroller. How did we get here? Trust me, it’s a slippery slope. Here are 12 signs you might have a dog-child.
Read...She gropes for attention while he dies in the other room.
Read...I saw my old babysitter at a women’s wrestling cage match.
Read...For the record, I didn’t mean to be born so tall. I didn’t ask for bulky shoulders or a head that doesn’t fit most hats.
Read...Motherhood is easily the toughest, most sacred job on earth. Without moms, the human race simply wouldn’t be here. But personally, I’d rather dangle myself from dental floss over a volcano full of spiders than push another human being out of my body.
Read...She couldn’t imagine the water she sat in, the water that enveloped her body, wanted to be here.
Read...He thought I was mad, but in an artistic way; I thought he was horny all the time, but in an artistic way.
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