Kate Ryan
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I have no choice but to start all over again, tomorrow or not at all.
Read...At Monster High, Jimmy Werewolf gets another demerit for forgetting to shave again.
Read...Alma couldn’t understand why her Yelp reviews were so dismal. She didn’t advertise herself as a magician. She was a hair stylist.
Read...He died a violent death. I saw him myself, flopping between wooden blades, his head bent back strangely.
Read...I would send some chocolates, but I’m not allowed anymore since they found the shiv in the birthday cake I sent you.
Read...The case of beer I brought, as my mother explained, is “pure poison” and so I must drink it all by myself.
Read...She got too high while watching The Bachelor and had a misanthropic breakdown.
Read...She doesn’t know how to communicate the feeling that all is for nothing, nothing is normal.
Read..."No self-respecting journalist or publication would ever hire someone who employs the word 'sh--' as a title for anything."
Read...We all love our dogs. However, some of us take it a little too far, convincing ourselves that our dogs are actually our children. You call your dog your “baby” one day, and the next thing you know, you’re pushing him or her down the street in an expensive stroller. How did we get here? Trust me, it’s a slippery slope. Here are 12 signs you might have a dog-child.
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