Kate Ryan

Sheila applied widely and on a whim. She needed a job and she needed one fast.

She closed in on the open pores enlarged ten times their normal size by a high magnification pocket mirror.

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At Monster High, Jimmy Werewolf gets another demerit for forgetting to shave again.

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LAX, on the other hand, seemed like a perfect place to pick up the latest deadly virus.

Light some candles and use those bath salts you've been saving for a special occasion. Masturbate for 55 minutes.

"No self-respecting journalist or publication would ever hire someone who employs the word 'sh--' as a title for anything."

She gropes for attention while he dies in the other room.

His mind rode the lines, circling on an endless loop to nowhere as he attempted to go about his activities.