Kate Ryan

“Don’t you smash that cake in my face, or I’ll never forgive you,” she said, and she never did, not really.

I would send some chocolates, but I’m not allowed anymore since they found the shiv in the birthday cake I sent you.

The birds abandon their posts in the pepper trees, sending tiny, oblong leaves raining to the ground.

She doesn’t know how to communicate the feeling that all is for nothing, nothing is normal.

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LAX, on the other hand, seemed like a perfect place to pick up the latest deadly virus.

Surviving the Apocalypse didn’t mean they couldn’t enjoy a little romance.

“You are the naked girl on horse, yes?” he said, approaching her table from across the café patio.

The case of beer I brought, as my mother explained, is “pure poison” and so I must drink it all by myself.

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