Kate Ryan

I saw my old babysitter at a women’s wrestling cage match.

Okay, so maybe she didn’t really understand feminism.

She couldn’t imagine the water she sat in, the water that enveloped her body, wanted to be here.

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The birds abandon their posts in the pepper trees, sending tiny, oblong leaves raining to the ground.

12:48 AM. Why would someone schedule an exorcism for the middle of a weeknight?

Alison learned from her grandmother how a plastic smile could take you places—especially in a place like Hollywood.

The case of beer I brought, as my mother explained, is “pure poison” and so I must drink it all by myself.

Everyone wants to have the funny tweets because people equate them with wealth, power, and beauty. The problem is, we’re not all funny.

One crawled up the side of the bag and opened her wings, a hardtop convertible with legs.