Kate Ryan
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Writing simply does for me what long walks do for small dogs; it makes me tired and happy.
Read...Everyone wants to have the funny tweets because people equate them with wealth, power, and beauty. The problem is, we’re not all funny.
Read...Hollywood continues to flounder in a dick-sucking frenzy of self-congratulatory white male directors, writers, and producers.
Read...I have no choice but to start all over again, tomorrow or not at all.
Read...Surviving the Apocalypse didn’t mean they couldn’t enjoy a little romance.
Read...Light some candles and use those bath salts you've been saving for a special occasion. Masturbate for 55 minutes.
Read...Okay, so maybe she didn’t really understand feminism.
Read...Someone would always cook in their tighty whities, his package at eye level for the person doing French homework at the kitchen table.
Read...He died a violent death. I saw him myself, flopping between wooden blades, his head bent back strangely.
Read...The bread had to be store-bought and white, of course, so as not to raise a red flag among my classmates. I still see rebellion in a ham sandwich.
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