humor

Call me a penny-pinchin' philistine, but the artisanal-everything movement is making me crazy. (And other people poor.)

The customer is always right but they are not always sane. The customer is always right but they are not always sane.

"Juice gives me the wet farts; honestly David, you can take the juice machine with you if you want."

This week, Ravishly was all about the nudity.

I am on my knees in 15-degree weather scrubbing poop from the sidewalk, and I have an epiphany of sorts—I do not want this dog.

These things could never happen. But WHAT IF THEY DID?

Sometimes, the Internet is a means to our own salvation.

Despite the evil efforts of Comcast overlords, cable