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Listen more than you talk. This is going to be hard for you, because you are my child and my mouth runs like a duck’s ass. Image: author.

21 Life Lessons I Want To Share With My Daughter On Her 21st Birthday

Her birth turned my life upside down in the very best way a tiny human can; and through her, I’ve learned some of the most profound life lessons.
By “profound lessons,” I mean, “I have fucked up a lot of times.”

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Cup O' Noodles is not real food. Sorry. Image: Thinkstock.

35 Real-Life Cooking Tips For The New Grad (Or Any Other Inept Chef)

As we move ahead in life, some people will need some help in the kitchen. Also, some people just need help in the kitchen regardless.

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