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If you took US History in high school — and were able to stay awake — you may have been able to retain a few facts about our fine country. But if we're being realistic, chances are no, probably not. Even if you do remember some of the things you heard in between snores, you probably didn’t get the full story.

The self-celebratory holiday sort of lends itself to strange movie-making, and Hollywood has happily obliged.