green

Spotted: in Asheville, N.C.

Occupation: Hairdresser

Originally created in the throes of World War II, the Green Turtle is finally getting the backstory and racial identity previously denied him.

There are already ways to recycle sex toys and buy vegan lingerie. Now, Pornhub is planting trees to give America (get it?) wood.

Norwegian fisherman finds a dildo inside his cod, the sex-positive, eco-conscious community collectively shakes its head.

What if there was something just as easy, just as reliable and convenient as those disposable to-go cups but totally eliminated the waste? Nope, it's not a hippie's LSD-induced fever dream. It's just some clever entreprenuers from Brooklyn...