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To sum up your adult aesthetic using the words of Ina Garten: “Store-bought is fine.” Image: Annie Spratt/Unsplash.

The 20 Most Important Realizations I've Had As An Adult

I’ve been 20 for, like, a whole month now — which is the most adult I’ve ever been. I’m certifiably ancient. Upon reflecting over these two years of arbitrary official adulthood, I thought to myself, “Self, you have so much to offer the world! People certainly want to hear what you have to say!” And so here we are. (Approximately 3 out of 5 Republican uncles will think this intro is dead serious.)

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Celebrate National Poetry Day With A 17th Century Poem About Nipples

You didn't think people were prim and proper back then, did you?

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Why Beyonce Is A Sex Alien . . . And Why We Like It

Beyonce's Fully Possessed, Male Gaze-Averting Sensuality: Part II of a three-part dissertation (seriously) on the world's most admired diva.

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