Time

One of the most venerable magazines in this country is not just proposing we ban a word, but an ideal.

While there's a whole bevy of humanity that knows all-too-well the sometimes detrimental effect Facebook has on our sense of self-worth, a new app developed by TIME is aimed at telling you who your happiest friends are...which could produce the opposite effect.

“So, when are you getting married? You're no spring chicken anymore!