Clint Eastwood Finally Redeems Himself After Empty Chair Fiasco

The Western front hasn’t quite been the same since Clint Eastwood showcased his senility last election. Yes, his son is ridiculously hot. Yes, Eastwood is a badass. You can’t really recover from talking to an empty chair though. That’s just … damn.

Until now.

Just a week ago, Eastwood lent the power of his 83 year-old grip to a choking friend and saved his life. Victim Steve John - director of AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am golf tournament - saw his life flash before his eyes as he choked on a merciless piece of cheese during the event’s volunteer party. Before the Grim Reaper had a chance to descend upon his soul, Eastwood sprang to action performing the Heimlich maneuver on John’s buckling body.

John survived. The tournament continued. Eastwood’s legacy was thus preserved – at least until the 2016 election.

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