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A field of 200,000 Mars One applicants has been narrowed to 100 candidates—half of whom are women.

A new Business Insider piece blames women for the corporate-world gender gap. Why are we not surprised?

I was in grade school, age 10, and heavy. On the playground at recess, the barbs began. They weren't clever—"Whale." "Fatso." "Cow"—but they worked.

Thighs that don't touch. Boobs that don't sag. Arms that don't flab. Necks that don't wrinkle.

Also this week: Angela Merkel is a boss, and Rand Paul blames Hillary for ISIS.

The fact that men on online dating sites can turn hostile when rejected is, at this point, common knowledge.

"He won't stop raping me.

"My vagina goes through enough already, maintenance-wise."

"I think an alternative word to describe a sexually active woman is 'woman,' or perhaps 'human being.'"

It is empirically true that author Margaret Atwood is the most remarkable human being to ever grace planet Earth.