Bird

While the pirates of old were famous for having parrots on their shoulders, Instagram sensation Guirec Soudée, a 24-year-old French man, has spent two years sailing around the world with a bird of a different feather — his pet chicken Monique.

You know how people get attached to their pets? Obsessed even? Crazily, weirdly, freakishly obsessed even?

It's Friday, and we all deserve to be a little inspired.