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Teenage Girl Pimps Out Other Teenage Girls (You Won't Believe Where)

How is a teenage pimp made?

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I needed to remind myself that being lonely is not the same as being alone. Yes, I was experiencing both, but someone, somewhere must’ve been thinking about me, right? (Image Credit: Unsplash/Jack Eiselt)

'Finding' Myself In California

In a time where everything was in flux, in transit, I thought leaving would be how I overcame the things I thought were, in fact, turning their backs on me. I wanted to be the one to rip the band-aid off first. As it turns out, that has never been the case and likely never will be.

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I will admit that nude hot springs are often the domain of thin white people. Kori and I are both melanin-blessed 250+ pound femmes. Image: author.

Two Fat Babes At The Naked Hot Springs

It all started with a text from my roomie, Kori: "I am manifesting lying out, and getting some sun on my cooch."

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8 Alternative Solutions To California's Drought

1. Turn off Kim and Kanye’s sprinklers. Seriously, Kim and Kanye, the world around you is withering whilst your lawn remains as green as the billions of dollars lining your pocket.

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Corgi Beach Day Is A Thing

Once upon the most glorious of times, 500 corgis met for a doggie-gathering at Huntington Beach in southern California.

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This Is What Happens When You Turn 21 On Easter Sunday

According to that fateful day in October, the vision of my pending 21st was a deafeningly loud, "I don't think so." Clad in pastel.

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Obama To Youth: "Brah, There Are More Important Things Than Marijuana Legalization"

If we caught you mid-bong rip, let us stop you here to share this message

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First World Hippie Problem: Washington Has Too Much Pot

Of all the world's woes, few are as tragic as this one. Brace yourselves, friends.

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