Flying

If you don’t have a pair of pixie pants, girl, you need to get a pair of pixie pants.

It seems like as soon as normal, civilized people set foot on an airplane, they forget all manners, decency, and social skills. And the person who takes the brunt of this bad behavior? Whoever they’re sitting next to. So let’s go over some basic dos and don’ts for being a good airplane seatmate, shall we?

"I believe I can fly" crooned R. Kelly back in the good ol' '90s.