"Beauty" Has Tangible Economic Benefits (Watch, Weep, Learn)

Posessing certain ratios of physical symmetry allow for some people to actively reap monetary benefits in the workforce. (Oh, and college degrees.)


Our Self-Hatred Knows No Bounds: Half of Women Would Choose Make-up Over Their Boyfriend

In the strangest cage-match of all time, a recent study found that women would choose their cosmetics over their lover. Wow.


Watch: A Sex Romp with Mascara

Trendy makeup company Too Faced claims mascara is better than sex. Really?