Nutella

Help. Me. Please. And by help me, I mean, bring me my jumbo size jar of

If you're anything like me, the only enjoyable part of shopping at Costco is the samples. It's always packed, there's nowhere to park, people push their massive fucking carts slower than molasses in January, and everything about it makes me homicidal EXCEPT for the sweet, sweet lure of the samples.

First of all, this video is proof that a condom is plenty big enough for your man's johnson.