Joni Edelman

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?

Sleep is everything! It's so much more than just feeling like you can function well. You know that but do you know how to sleep for your dosha type?

Do you want people to for-sure panic? Tell them not to panic.

My husband and I recently traveled together without our kids for the first time . . . in a while. And it was a brand-new ball game.

I was told that feminism is man hate. That abortion is murder. And then I thought, "What am I doing here?"

Compassion for myself is not a thing I do. It is not a thing I have ever done. It is not a thing I feel comfortable doing. It's time I stop for compassion.

Help. Me. Please. And by help me, I mean, bring me my jumbo size jar of

When you push a small human out of your body, things tend to get a little weird.

Our relationship has been a little complicated. I've loved you a lot, and I've loathed you at least that much, but mostly you've just gone unnoticed. Except for those 5 to 7 days every four weeks when you made your presence quite evident, what with the river of life blood and the random excruciating, and from what I can tell, unnecessary, contractions.

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!