Joni Edelman
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Oh hey remember that time in 1804 when Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton had an actual duel, with actual guns and Burr shot Hamilton and Hamilton did not shoot Burr. And then the next day Hamilton died.
Read...You should know that she is a really awesome human.
Read...My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.
Read...Our relationship has been a little complicated. I've loved you a lot, and I've loathed you at least that much, but mostly you've just gone unnoticed. Except for those 5 to 7 days every four weeks when you made your presence quite evident, what with the river of life blood and the random excruciating, and from what I can tell, unnecessary, contractions.
Read...The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.
Read...Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.
Read...Help. Me. Please. And by help me, I mean, bring me my jumbo size jar of
Read...Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.
Read...Being vulnerable, being seen (even lumpy and naked), admitting weakness, asking for help — these acts inspire and edify.
Read...It's not always easy to find a new partner when you have kids in tow. But not only is it possible, it's worth it.
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