Joni Edelman

Oh hey remember that time in 1804 when Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton had an actual duel, with actual guns and Burr shot Hamilton and Hamilton did not shoot Burr. And then the next day Hamilton died.

At certain points in the month I definitely feel worse about my body. I'm much less confident and more prone to eating the wrong things, and not doing physical exercise.

Actually, no, I'm not a gluttonous moron.

Do you want people to for-sure panic? Tell them not to panic.

I am tired of taking medication. I am tired of relying on the manufactured versions of the chemicals and hormones my body could — should? — make for itself.

My daughter just had 75 of her Instagram yoga images pilfered. What is going on? And what can we do about it?

It's not always easy to find a new partner when you have kids in tow. But not only is it possible, it's worth it.

I didn't get a lot of mothering as a child, but when I did, it was from her. She taught me how to sew, how to crochet. She taught me how to stand up for myself, to be tough. She taught me how to make fried chicken and fried okra, which I will never make, because it's fucking gross.

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?