Joni Edelman

If you decide pit or leg hair isn't a big deal, then bam! It's not a big deal.

Our relationship has been a little complicated. I've loved you a lot, and I've loathed you at least that much, but mostly you've just gone unnoticed. Except for those 5 to 7 days every four weeks when you made your presence quite evident, what with the river of life blood and the random excruciating, and from what I can tell, unnecessary, contractions.

I'll never forget the day I discovered the name for my mental illness.

You should know that she is a really awesome human.

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!

Good god, where will I ever find someone who will love me in such a pitiful condition?

...I’m going to help you! By “help” I mean “tell you all the things that didn’t work.”

Good news: they'll probably grow out of it. Bad news: probably not until they are 23.

"Food isn't the enemy –– calling it the enemy is the enemy."

I did The Today Show, and after that spent 45 minutes talking to Inside Edition. If you're confused, imagine how I felt.