Joni Edelman

Help. Me. Please. And by help me, I mean, bring me my jumbo size jar of

Misogyny is pervasive. And my three boys are living it all.

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

I said (on TV, to Rachael Ray, so there are a few million witnesses): If you want a bikini body, put a bikini on your body.

In today's HELLO, OBVIOUSLY news: National Coffee Day.

Actually, no, I'm not a gluttonous moron.

Are the advances worth the trade-offs? You be the judge.

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?

So you fed your baby some formula instead of breast milk. His future is not shot. Really. It's not—and The Guilt serves no one.

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!