Joni Edelman

When it comes to your physique, your mind can actually work against you.

Good god, where will I ever find someone who will love me in such a pitiful condition?

Good news: they'll probably grow out of it. Bad news: probably not until they are 23.

By baby three, well let’s just say things are a little anticlimactic, at least where furnishings are concerned. Hand me down crib. Check.

When I had my first child, I couldn't have prepared for the way it would make me feel.

I want my kids to have an understanding of the truth of sex, the ins, the outs, the details no one wants to ask anyone—least of all their mom.

91% of women report dissatisfaction with their body. Ninety-one. I know you know math—that’s 9/10 of women.

My daughter just had 75 of her Instagram yoga images pilfered. What is going on? And what can we do about it?

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?

...I’m going to help you! By “help” I mean “tell you all the things that didn’t work.”