Joni Edelman

My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.

If you decide pit or leg hair isn't a big deal, then bam! It's not a big deal.

1. All vaginas are good vaginas.

I didn't get a lot of mothering as a child, but when I did, it was from her. She taught me how to sew, how to crochet. She taught me how to stand up for myself, to be tough. She taught me how to make fried chicken and fried okra, which I will never make, because it's fucking gross.

You do not have to hate your body — but you don’t have to love it either. While I'm happy with my fat body, I miss being thin.

Don’t most kids feel afraid to come home?

Is that incense I smell? A drum circle in the distance perhaps? Chanting? Herbal potions? Perhaps a cauldron? Could it be homebirth?

Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.

This is an article about a real product that exists, that was designed to deliver an electric shock, to YOUR BODY, to stop you from eati

As a stay-at-home mom, I've made plenty of sacrifices. Where are my accolades?