Joni Edelman

You do not have to hate your body — but you don’t have to love it either. While I'm happy with my fat body, I miss being thin.

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!

Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.

I said (on TV, to Rachael Ray, so there are a few million witnesses): If you want a bikini body, put a bikini on your body.

If you're brave enough to take the DIY Brazilian plunge, these tips are a must-read. As in, tip #6: It hurts, but not more than having a baby. Good to know.

When I was little, any time I got an insect bite or stubbed my toe, I had to ask my mom, “Am I going to die? If I was going to die from this, I’d already be dead — right?” I also had a 30-minute prayer that I needed to say at each meal or else everyone would be poisoned and die. And corners. I had to check all of them before I went to bed.

As the mother of three teens, I'm here to tell you: You have nothing to freak out about.

Being vulnerable, being seen (even lumpy and naked), admitting weakness, asking for help — these acts inspire and edify.

Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.

...I’m going to help you! By “help” I mean “tell you all the things that didn’t work.”