Joni Edelman

Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.

My husband and I recently traveled together without our kids for the first time . . . in a while. And it was a brand-new ball game.

The argument against homeschooling is always the same: “Kids need to socialize.”

Are the advances worth the trade-offs? You be the judge.

Suffering is America’s favorite thing to do. We starve ourselves to lose weight, and we’re a success story. We don’t sleep, and we’re just getting SO MUCH DONE. We do a thousand things a day and involve our kids in a thousand activities, because somehow, in some perverted way, that makes us successful.

91% of women report dissatisfaction with their body. Ninety-one. I know you know math—that’s 9/10 of women.

I didn't get a lot of mothering as a child, but when I did, it was from her. She taught me how to sew, how to crochet. She taught me how to stand up for myself, to be tough. She taught me how to make fried chicken and fried okra, which I will never make, because it's fucking gross.

You may have seen the acronym "HAES" floating around the Internet, and that is because the "Health At Every Size" movement has taken over THE WHOLE WORLD.

Misogyny is pervasive. And my three boys are living it all.

And what’s better than eggs? Eggs direct from the cloaca of your own chicken.