Joni Edelman

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

And what’s better than eggs? Eggs direct from the cloaca of your own chicken.

Silly me, I thought the darn thing took care of itself. Little did I know I was sorely mistaken and had a vagina complex.

Let's get to it—a primer on The Sex.

By baby three, well let’s just say things are a little anticlimactic, at least where furnishings are concerned. Hand me down crib. Check.

When it comes to your physique, your mind can actually work against you.

My husband and I recently traveled together without our kids for the first time . . . in a while. And it was a brand-new ball game.

When I heard about accusations that Lena sexually abused her sister, I was astonished. And my visceral emotional reaction prompted powerful questions.

The FDA has approved a new drug for banishing double chins . . . it's ACID.