Joni Edelman

I don’t think anyone who has been to the spirited child parenting rodeo would call a mother who screams, “bad,” or who loses her temper, a “failure.” I think we all understand parenting is really really hard from the get go, and parenting a kid who won’t sleep, who screams and kicks and says they hate you, is its own challenge

I was told that feminism is man hate. That abortion is murder. And then I thought, "What am I doing here?"

As the mother of three teens, I'm here to tell you: You have nothing to freak out about.

Actually, no, I'm not a gluttonous moron.

Oh hey remember that time in 1804 when Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton had an actual duel, with actual guns and Burr shot Hamilton and Hamilton did not shoot Burr. And then the next day Hamilton died.

At certain points in the month I definitely feel worse about my body. I'm much less confident and more prone to eating the wrong things, and not doing physical exercise.

Attention Civilians: Colonel David Iverson does not want to see your boobs.

As a former Mormon, the Church's revelation that they're going to start “loving and accepting” the LGBT community makes me laugh. Hard.

Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.