Joni Edelman

My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.

Don’t most kids feel afraid to come home?

My daughter just had 75 of her Instagram yoga images pilfered. What is going on? And what can we do about it?

Here’s something that isn’t rocket science either, Stephen Hawking: Diets don’t work.

I didn't get a lot of mothering as a child, but when I did, it was from her. She taught me how to sew, how to crochet. She taught me how to stand up for myself, to be tough. She taught me how to make fried chicken and fried okra, which I will never make, because it's fucking gross.

I'll let you in on a little secret - being thin didn't make me happy, but being "Fat" does! Be fat and happy. Be unapologetically fat.

Misogyny is pervasive. And my three boys are living it all.

Nutritionists have weighed in on what to order at McDonald's. Here's what I think you should get instead.

The FDA has approved a new drug for banishing double chins . . . it's ACID.

“I don’t even know what to say, Joni. Your baby isn’t alive.”