Joni Edelman

...I’m going to help you! By “help” I mean “tell you all the things that didn’t work.”

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?

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It's not always easy to find a new partner when you have kids in tow. But not only is it possible, it's worth it.

4. A high school government class.

Here’s something that isn’t rocket science either, Stephen Hawking: Diets don’t work.

At certain points in the month I definitely feel worse about my body. I'm much less confident and more prone to eating the wrong things, and not doing physical exercise.

In honor of World Bipolar Day, I present a sample stream of consciousness based on my experiences living with this disorder.

I'll let you in on a little secret - being thin didn't make me happy, but being "Fat" does! Be fat and happy. Be unapologetically fat.

In today's HELLO, OBVIOUSLY news: National Coffee Day.