Joni Edelman

Don’t most kids feel afraid to come home?

You can work your butt off and still be left with a tummy. Bummer.

When I was little, any time I got an insect bite or stubbed my toe, I had to ask my mom, “Am I going to die? If I was going to die from this, I’d already be dead — right?” I also had a 30-minute prayer that I needed to say at each meal or else everyone would be poisoned and die. And corners. I had to check all of them before I went to bed.

Good news: they'll probably grow out of it. Bad news: probably not until they are 23.

You should know that she is a really awesome human.

The FDA has approved a new drug for banishing double chins . . . it's ACID.

We've got Trump, Vladimir, Comey, and all the other players lined up for you. Here are the facts, followed by our IRL translation, to make sure you know that you know all abouts that latest (and possibly tenure-ending) Trump scandal.

If you're brave enough to take the DIY Brazilian plunge, these tips are a must-read. As in, tip #6: It hurts, but not more than having a baby. Good to know.

Are the advances worth the trade-offs? You be the judge.

91% of women report dissatisfaction with their body. Ninety-one. I know you know math—that’s 9/10 of women.