Joni Edelman

The FDA has approved a new drug for banishing double chins . . . it's ACID.

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

I don’t think of myself as fat. Not inside, anyway.

By baby three, well let’s just say things are a little anticlimactic, at least where furnishings are concerned. Hand me down crib. Check.

91% of women report dissatisfaction with their body. Ninety-one. I know you know math—that’s 9/10 of women.

You can work your butt off and still be left with a tummy. Bummer.

Body politics activist. Photographer. Chronic quoter of Monty Python. Unapologetic fat chick.

I just listened to my four and six year-old children (one boy, one girl) have a lengthy bathtime conversation about babies, growing up, m

I’m lucky to be smart, to have an astonishingly good memory. Or maybe I’m lucky to be bipolar.

A weekly trip to Walmart would end in tears — first theirs, then mine. Them pining in the toy aisle. Me saying no. Over and over. It wasn’t so much that I wanted to buy my kids whatever they wanted, it was that I couldn’t.