Joni Edelman

As a stay-at-home mom, I've made plenty of sacrifices. Where are my accolades?

You do not have to hate your body — but you don’t have to love it either. While I'm happy with my fat body, I miss being thin.

Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.

1. All vaginas are good vaginas.

Do you want people to for-sure panic? Tell them not to panic.

Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.

My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.

Sleep is everything! It's so much more than just feeling like you can function well. You know that but do you know how to sleep for your dosha type?

I guess the point of a spiritual awakening is just that; if you were already awake, you wouldn’t need a moment that was self-defining. You’d already be defined.

Good news: they'll probably grow out of it. Bad news: probably not until they are 23.