Joni Edelman

And what’s better than eggs? Eggs direct from the cloaca of your own chicken.

Attention Civilians: Colonel David Iverson does not want to see your boobs.

This is an article about a real product that exists, that was designed to deliver an electric shock, to YOUR BODY, to stop you from eati

Body politics activist. Photographer. Chronic quoter of Monty Python. Unapologetic fat chick.

When you push a small human out of your body, things tend to get a little weird.

At certain points in the month I definitely feel worse about my body. I'm much less confident and more prone to eating the wrong things, and not doing physical exercise.

Help. Me. Please. And by help me, I mean, bring me my jumbo size jar of

When I had my first child, I couldn't have prepared for the way it would make me feel.

My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.

I did The Today Show, and after that spent 45 minutes talking to Inside Edition. If you're confused, imagine how I felt.