Joni Edelman

Sam: The first time you mentioned that you have five kids I was like WHAT THE ACTUAL. FIVE HUMANS. FIVE HUMANS CAME OUT OF YOU. Like, not at the same time, but they came out and like, that sounds painful and scary WHY DID YOU DO THAT??

Body politics activist. Photographer. Chronic quoter of Monty Python. Unapologetic fat chick.

My daughter just had 75 of her Instagram yoga images pilfered. What is going on? And what can we do about it?

Good news: they'll probably grow out of it. Bad news: probably not until they are 23.

It seems that "at 18 months, almost 60% of toddlers were sleeping for 13 to 14 hours per night." HAHA you're so funny Reuters!

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

"She has created an important space on the internet and in the real world, a space that women and girls are free to take up however they please."

“I don’t even know what to say, Joni. Your baby isn’t alive.”

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!

As the mother of three teens, I'm here to tell you: You have nothing to freak out about.