Joni Edelman

Good news: they'll probably grow out of it. Bad news: probably not until they are 23.

Do you want people to for-sure panic? Tell them not to panic.

I was told that feminism is man hate. That abortion is murder. And then I thought, "What am I doing here?"

They will 

My daughter just had 75 of her Instagram yoga images pilfered. What is going on? And what can we do about it?

At certain points in the month I definitely feel worse about my body. I'm much less confident and more prone to eating the wrong things, and not doing physical exercise.

Our relationship has been a little complicated. I've loved you a lot, and I've loathed you at least that much, but mostly you've just gone unnoticed. Except for those 5 to 7 days every four weeks when you made your presence quite evident, what with the river of life blood and the random excruciating, and from what I can tell, unnecessary, contractions.

1. All vaginas are good vaginas.

No, Bill Cosby isn't my dad. But he was like one to me growing up.

Silly me, I thought the darn thing took care of itself. Little did I know I was sorely mistaken and had a vagina complex.