Paris Hilton

Abuse survivors should not have to charm their way to empathy.

Dating While (Semi) Damaged: On Being An Imperfect Victim

A low opinion of my character should not translate to assuming I would lie about abuse, or that I somehow deserved abuse.

George Michael Bluth by day, indie musician by night. Courtesy of Wikimedia

Michael Cera Wrote an Album That's Awesome. Guess Which Celebrities Didn't

Compared with other celebrity attempts at "music," Michael Cera is a god.

Image: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. Courtesy of Tumblr

Self Deprecation Redemption: Why Monica Lewinsky Should Try It Out

There are better ways to appease the masses and counter public humiliation than by writing lengthy diatribes in Vanity Fair.


Stop Lying, "Celebs!" We Know you Released that Sex Tape on Purpose!

No one likes a liar. In the case of faux sex tape leakings—most recently Mimi Faust of Love & Hip-Hop—these famous fibbers are causing more harm than the average lil' white lie. If you want to make porn, just make porn.