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Welcome To The Future: Lab Grows Human Penises

Yes, this is happening.

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Brilliant Woman Invents Phallic Fitness Routine, Inspires All 

Claire Wyckoff has concocted an interesting running routine: run in the shape of dicks, then share on social media. In short, she's our hero.


Behold! Japan and their Awesome Penis Festival

Thank you, Japan, for continuing to shock us with awesome weirdness. May we all kneel before the giant phallus of love and health in gratitude.


Taiwan Launches New Sex-Themed Restaurant, We Get Jealous

This gives the line, "I smell sex and candy" a whole new meaning.