Watch: Daniel Radcliffe Is A Magical Rapper—Can You Keep Up?

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We already knew several things about Daniel Radcliffe. He played Harry Potter. He's sharp as a tack. He looks great nude next to horses. And, the man considers himself a feminist. Ladies, I am proud to announce that there's another awesome facet to Radcliffe we should honor: he can rap. 

Yeah, you read that correctly. On The Tonight Show, Radcliffe revealed his youthful love of Eminem and complex rap. So, until we hear otherwise, we can all safely assume that rap battles went down on the set of every Harry Potter film ever. Jimmy Fallon clearly doesn't share such an incredible imagination, instead he instantly challenged Radcliffe's talents, prodding him to bust out Blackalicious' "Alphabet Aerobics." 

But boy did Radcliffe rise to the occasion.

Can you keep up? Got the 90's love inside of you? If you can handle it, the lyrics are below. Keep up with Radcliffe!

Artificial amateurs, aren't at all amazing

Analytically, I assault, animate things

Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat

Buildings are broken, basically I'm bombarding

Casually create catastrophes, casualties

Cancelling cats got their canopies collapsing

Detonate a dime of dank daily doin dough

Demonstrations, Don Dada on the down low

Eatin other editors with each and every energetic

Epileptic episode, elevated etiquette

Furious fat fabulous fantastic

Flurries of funk felt feeding the fanatics

Gift got great global goods gone glorious

Gettin godly in his game with the goriest

Hit em high, hella height, historical

Hey holocaust hints hear 'em holler at your homeboy

Imitators idolize, I intimidate

In a instant, I'll rise in a irate state

Juiced on my jams like jheri curls jockin joints

Justly, it's just me, writin my journals

Kindly I'm kindling all kinds of ink on

Karate kick type brits in my kingdom

Let me live a long life, lyrically lessons is

Learned lame louses just lose to my livery

My mind makes marvelous moves, masses

Marvel and move, many mock what I've mastered

Niggas nap knowin I'm nice naturally

Knack, never lack, make noise nationally

Operation, opposition, off, not optional

Out of sight, out of mind, wide beaming opticals

Perfected poem, powerful punchlines

Pummelling petty powder puffs in my prime

Quite quaint quotes keep quiet it's Quannum

Quarrelers ain't got a quarter of what we got uh

Really raw raps, risin up rapidly

Riding the rushing radioactivity

Super scientifical sound search sought

Silencing super fire saps that are soft

Tales ten times talented, too tough

Take that, challengers, get a tune up

Universal, unique untouched

Unadulterated, the raw uncut

Verb vice lord victorious valid

Violate vibes that are vain make em vanished

? well would a wise wordsmith just

Weaving up words weeded up, I'm a workshift

Xerox, my X-ray-diation holes extra large

X-height letters, and xylophone tones

Yellow back, yak mouth, young ones yaws

Yesterday's lawn yards sell our (yawn?)

Zig zag zombies, zoomin to the zenith

Zero in zen thoughts, overzealous rhyme ZEA-LOTS!

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