Fiona Landers is a writer, actor and singer. She and her sister, Lily Landers, wrote a collection of essays about the loss of their father called ‘A Series of Bungee Cords.’ Her writing has been featured on the Hairpin. Fiona writes and performs musical and sketch comedy regularly at the UCB Theatre Los Angeles and appears in movies and tv shows she hasn't been cut out of.
I think about you every day, Jeff. Ebay Jeff. Jeff who lives in Philadelphia. What did you do with my wedding dress, Jeff? Did you wear it? Did you buy it for your fiancée? Is her name Jeff too? I hope you are a better wife than me, Jeff. I tried very hard.