Kate Ryan

His mind rode the lines, circling on an endless loop to nowhere as he attempted to go about his activities.

Is flagging potentially offensive material taking the PC movement too far?

Light some candles and use those bath salts you've been saving for a special occasion. Masturbate for 55 minutes.

Surviving the Apocalypse didn’t mean they couldn’t enjoy a little romance.

The birds abandon their posts in the pepper trees, sending tiny, oblong leaves raining to the ground.

“Don’t you smash that cake in my face, or I’ll never forgive you,” she said, and she never did, not really.

The bread had to be store-bought and white, of course, so as not to raise a red flag among my classmates. I still see rebellion in a ham sandwich.

One of my biggest fears is having a random stranger ask me, "how it’s going?" They might as well ask if I’d like to step into their van and get murdered.

There are some hipster things that hipsters want us to love, so we’ll join their cult. But we’re done falling for these things because we’re all unique individuals. Here are 10 things you need to avoid right now if you don’t want to be a hipster.

I have no choice but to start all over again, tomorrow or not at all.