Kate Ryan

For all of you crazy people that think going to Target is ever a good idea during the holiday season, this is a list on how to survive a shopping trip to Target is for you…

“You are the naked girl on horse, yes?” he said, approaching her table from across the café patio.

For the record, I didn’t mean to be born so tall. I didn’t ask for bulky shoulders or a head that doesn’t fit most hats.

Eva, having stayed up the whole night preoccupied with death and time, planned to call in sick.

Sheila applied widely and on a whim. She needed a job and she needed one fast.

Okay, so maybe she didn’t really understand feminism.

At Monster High, Jimmy Werewolf gets another demerit for forgetting to shave again.

Everyone wants to have the funny tweets because people equate them with wealth, power, and beauty. The problem is, we’re not all funny.

I would send some chocolates, but I’m not allowed anymore since they found the shiv in the birthday cake I sent you.

The Gap come autumn: where normcore and film noir cleverly collide.