Kate Ryan
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For the record, I didn’t mean to be born so tall. I didn’t ask for bulky shoulders or a head that doesn’t fit most hats.
Read...He thought I was mad, but in an artistic way; I thought he was horny all the time, but in an artistic way.
Read...She gropes for attention while he dies in the other room.
Read...She closed in on the open pores enlarged ten times their normal size by a high magnification pocket mirror.
Read...There are some hipster things that hipsters want us to love, so we’ll join their cult. But we’re done falling for these things because we’re all unique individuals. Here are 10 things you need to avoid right now if you don’t want to be a hipster.
Read...A bloated mother in her polka dot one-piece gnaws on a corndog while reading the romantic pulp she picked up on her way out of the supermarket . . .
Read...The case of beer I brought, as my mother explained, is “pure poison” and so I must drink it all by myself.
Read..."No self-respecting journalist or publication would ever hire someone who employs the word 'sh--' as a title for anything."
Read...His mind rode the lines, circling on an endless loop to nowhere as he attempted to go about his activities.
Read...Surviving the Apocalypse didn’t mean they couldn’t enjoy a little romance.
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