Kate Ryan
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Kate Ryan Articles
"No self-respecting journalist or publication would ever hire someone who employs the word 'sh--' as a title for anything."
Read...My tights are cutting me in half at the waist . . . just like a sausage in its casing.
Read...There are some hipster things that hipsters want us to love, so we’ll join their cult. But we’re done falling for these things because we’re all unique individuals. Here are 10 things you need to avoid right now if you don’t want to be a hipster.
Read...Motherhood is easily the toughest, most sacred job on earth. Without moms, the human race simply wouldn’t be here. But personally, I’d rather dangle myself from dental floss over a volcano full of spiders than push another human being out of my body.
Read...Writing simply does for me what long walks do for small dogs; it makes me tired and happy.
Read...The bread had to be store-bought and white, of course, so as not to raise a red flag among my classmates. I still see rebellion in a ham sandwich.
Read...The case of beer I brought, as my mother explained, is “pure poison” and so I must drink it all by myself.
Read...LAX, on the other hand, seemed like a perfect place to pick up the latest deadly virus.
Read...Is flagging potentially offensive material taking the PC movement too far?
Read...One of my biggest fears is having a random stranger ask me, "how it’s going?" They might as well ask if I’d like to step into their van and get murdered.
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