Kate Ryan
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12:48 AM. Why would someone schedule an exorcism for the middle of a weeknight?
Read...One crawled up the side of the bag and opened her wings, a hardtop convertible with legs.
Read...She got too high while watching The Bachelor and had a misanthropic breakdown.
Read...Okay, so maybe she didn’t really understand feminism.
Read...I have no choice but to start all over again, tomorrow or not at all.
Read...A bloated mother in her polka dot one-piece gnaws on a corndog while reading the romantic pulp she picked up on her way out of the supermarket . . .
Read...He thought I was mad, but in an artistic way; I thought he was horny all the time, but in an artistic way.
Read...It was a tradition of theirs. When siblings Sue and Johnny went home to their mother’s for Christmas, they watched the 11 o’clock local news.
Read...The case of beer I brought, as my mother explained, is “pure poison” and so I must drink it all by myself.
Read...Surviving the Apocalypse didn’t mean they couldn’t enjoy a little romance.
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