Kate Ryan
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She got too high while watching The Bachelor and had a misanthropic breakdown.
Read...My tights are cutting me in half at the waist . . . just like a sausage in its casing.
Read...LAX, on the other hand, seemed like a perfect place to pick up the latest deadly virus.
Read...Recently, it was announced that the Ocean’s Eleven remake will be ladies-only too. Could it be that we’ve embarked on an era in which women take center stage?
Read...Hollywood continues to flounder in a dick-sucking frenzy of self-congratulatory white male directors, writers, and producers.
Read...The Gap come autumn: where normcore and film noir cleverly collide.
Read...He died a violent death. I saw him myself, flopping between wooden blades, his head bent back strangely.
Read...Fresh orange juice, milk, thick slices of ham, a block of cheese, a carton of eggs—her husband kept it this way should this moment arrive.
Read...A bloated mother in her polka dot one-piece gnaws on a corndog while reading the romantic pulp she picked up on her way out of the supermarket . . .
Read..."No self-respecting journalist or publication would ever hire someone who employs the word 'sh--' as a title for anything."
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