The 9 1/2 Foot Remote Controlled Bald Eagle

9 Of The Most Ridiculous Things In The Hammacher Schlemmer Catalogue

Every item in the Hammacher Schlemmer catalogue starts with the word “The” which implies it might be the only one of its kind. And let me tell you, one of some of these things is plenty.

Destroyed, pointless sweatshirt.

5 High Fashion DIYs That Will Save You Money And Make You Look Amaaazing

You might think that being on a budget means you can’t afford to dress like a super rich, fashion-forward celebrity, but girlfriend, you are wrong about that!

This is actually fairly tame.

9 Reasons Why Kids’ Birthday Parties Are The Worst

Remember when a birthday party meant balloons and a homemade cake in the backyard? Forget it. Book The face painter, the reptile wrangler, the Disney princesses, and/or the hip-hop Dance Instructor to keep those kiddos entertained!


Halloween In Hell: 6 Offensive Costumes That Should Burn For All Eternity

Hailing from the bowels of hell, it's time to meet Pocahottie, Sexy Eskimo, Sexy China Doll . . . and more!

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From Pepper Sprinkles To Beer Facials: 9 Most Ridiculous Cosmo Sex Tips Of All Time 

These tips are great for getting your partner in bed. The hospital bed, that is.