July is National Ice Cream Month y'all! In celebration of the creamy heat-beating treat, we are celebrating a particularly, creative way to serve up an American favorite.
Sometimes, we all get a feeling that something is missing in our lives. A lover. A pet. A best friend. Champagne-flavored ice cream infused with Viagra.
This chilly sweet treat was commissioned by an anonymous celebrity for an A-list party. (Everyone knows that celebs get the best of everything.) Said hilarious celeb reached out to famed UK-based food inventor Charlie Harry Francis (you know, of glow in the dark ice cream fame) and his company Lick Me I'm Delicious—which, surprisingly, does not double as a cannibal fetish club. The party was bound to be awesome, but it needed one thing: a cold dessert that would cause literal boners. So Francis whipped up a concoction that tasted like the boldest of bubbly, made it blue and instilled it with 25 mg of Viagra per scoop (this is the amount served in sample packs for first-time Viagra users). In a shop, Francis estimates this dish would fetch $33 a scoop.
According to Francis, they signed a confidentiality agreement that prevents his company from releasing the names of those who ordered these boner bonbons. This makes us believe (and by "believe," I mean, "greedily hope") that the person who ordered this is extra famous. If you're in the limelight, it's probably best to keep your kinks to yourself. No judgment on what people dig, but, for the sake of spreading rumors, we're pondering what type of party would utilize Viagra as its social lubricant.
And as much as we'd like to believe that this is an exclusive underground Hollywood swinger's club, it sounds more like a bunch of insanely wealthy people trying to solidify a reputation of throwing neo-Gatsby worthy soirees. Is this what happens when you have so much money that you have to get creative with ways to spend it?
Maybe. Then again, we're pretty jealous that we didn't get invited to the party, so perhaps we write out of bitterness. Or maybe we're simply trend forecasting. We all know that many crazy fads start with celebrities and filter down to us common folk. Remember when dudes rocked frosted tips in the '90s? Totally started by boy bands. We may be laughing at this slutty sweet treat today, but it's possible that this is the beginning a new category of dessert. Amphetamine crème brulee? White chocolate brownies topped with a decadent medley of macadamia nuts and percocet?
The possibilities are just . . . endless.
Image: Geez, what's in the sprinkles? Courtesy of, Wikimedia
