In today's 'Thanks For Being A Genius (Probably) Millennial, Chief McDonald's Hacker:'
Sir, or Madam, I don't know how you did it, but you deserve a break today. So get up and get away...
Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.
Full disclosure: I had to Google to make sure the Koch brothers don't own it. They, in fact, do not. They just own everything else.
Trump is a train wreck. George W. doesn't even like him. (Arguably, Bush might just be glad that the Don took his place as Most Hated President In The History Of Presidents.) Starbucks doesn't like him. My family likes him, which is bothersome, but bygones. Meryl Streep doesn't like him, nor does Olivia Wilde, Robert De Niro, Lena Dunham, Mark Ruffalo, Shonda Rhimes, Bryan Cranston. EVEN ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER doesn't like him. The list is really long. Really, really long.
I don't want to say he's a moron, but he's really just a moron.
Back to McDonald's, they have since removed the tweet, but thanks to the internet and screenshots, it lives on in our memories. Forever and ever, amen.