Claire Hopple

You more than anyone should try to carve out some space for yourself.

Sometimes just saying the words “fast” and “food” back to back makes us want to sneak a glimpse behind us, waiting for the

Nothing makes me get my Grinch on faster than glitter-bombed Christmas wrapping and nasally voices ringing in my eardrums at every store.

First, if you’re bored, congratulations are in order.

The year’s not over yet and already its bizarre occurrences and oddities are innumerable.