Where Can You Get Coffee, Pastries, And... Blow Jobs?

"While the Geneva location has a set opening date, Charvet may have his work cut out for him in getting the the London location up and running." Image: Unsplash, Jacob Rank

So, you’re on your way to work. You’re dragging and want a little pick-me-up before you hit the office. So you stop by your favorite cafe for a cup of coffee and and a blow job.

Yes, a blow job. A hummer. Fellatio.

A man named Bradley Charvet is planning to launch two fellatio cafes, one in Geneva, Switzerland set to open in December, and one in London sometime in the future. The concept is simple: a cafe that sells coffee, tea, and pastries, and also employs escorts who perform oral sex.

Well, some kinds of oral sex. They will perform the oral sex only on penises. There is no oral sex service for people with vaginas. So half of the humans in Geneva and London are out of luck. (Maybe more, since it seems the escorts are all going to be women and some people prefer their blow jobs from men or nonbinary folks.)

When asked about the anatomical restrictions, Charvet says “This question is frequently asked and we are gonna think about it later on. If there is a real demand, we will do the necessary.”

“The necessary.” Boy, that is sure an illuminating statement. Tells you exactly how Charvet feels about cunnilingus, doesn’t it?

For those wondering about how health codes work in an establishment that serves both food and sexual gratification, Charvet assures us that there will be separate staff to handle the food and handle the penises.

That’s good news, at least.

While the Geneva location has a set opening date, Charvet may have his work cut out for him in getting the the London location up and running.

While sex work is legal there, “operating a brothel” is not.  

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