babies

Beyonce, the Queen Bey, just announced the birth of her one month old twins. Now parents all over are parodying the announcement. They do say that imitation is the highest form of flattery, right?

s nothing worse than losing your babies, and nothing better than having them.

Parents this awesome just remind me how I don't even have a baby book for 4 out of 5 of my children.

Science, as it turns out, is not the answer to everything — certainly not breastfeeding.

So what are some meditation hacks you can do during and between countless diaper changes and feedings?

I can’t remember the last family function where my husband and I weren’t faced with the all-too-personal question, “So… when do you thin

So far, April is mainly just walking around and not giving birth, which is probably annoying to poor April. There’s nothing quite like the end of pregnancy, when you just want to be done with it and get to the part where you have a baby. Maybe it’s different for giraffes, but that’s sure how I felt when I was pregnant.

There is NO RELATIVITY. My children are objectively the worst sleepers of any children in the history of ever.