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It's a new year! But it's the same old story with you and your lover, er, I mean, your phone.

“Sleep when the baby sleeps” is the cruelest thing you can say to a new parent. It sounds oh-so-simple, doesn’t it? Just like my sleep advice sounded all those years ago, before I knew the harsh reality of parenting. It’s impossible to sleep when the baby sleeps if the baby is only down for 10 minutes at a time!

10. 15 minutes alone in the grocery store has become your equivalent to a therapy session.

I said it. The thing moms are never ever supposed to say. I NEED MORE.

Why would we ever want to stop doing this . . . ?

This film star decided a mere throw of the ball wasn’t going to cut it for her baseball debut.