Frozen

21 Ways You Know You're A Mother

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14. You believe that being in the pool is basically the same as being in a bath. Chlorine works at least as good as soap.

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#GiveElsaAGirlfriend Pushes For LGBTQ Representation From Disney

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Disney is a pretty LGBTQ-friendly company. They hire LGBTQ people, offer them good benefits, and refuse to make movies in states that don’t treat LGBTQ folks right. The only thing they haven’t done yet is make any major characters in their movies gay. There was that one scene in Frozen where Oaken (the guy with the trading post) gestured to his family and it appeared that his partner was also a guy, so that was cool. But gay princes or princesses? Not yet.

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Disney's New Danse Macabre

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Are Disney's new depictions of good-guy deaths finally catching up with the complicated child psyche?

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Confession: I Ate Mushrooms, Saw Frozen And Had A Sisterly Revelation 

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Millie lowered her voice and asked me if I had plans for the rest of the day. Did I want to make some mushroom tea and watch Frozen in Union Square?

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Is Resurrection Of The Dead Scientifically Possible?

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It may sound like science-fiction or a harrowing nightmare, but cryonics and cryogenics make resurrection feasible.

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Watch: Orange is the New Black Meets Disney Princesses

This is what happens when teenage princesses have to do hard time.

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Watch: Now Even Pearl Jam Has Covered 'Let It Go'

Let it gooooo, let it gooooo! Sing it, Pearl Jam.

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Weird+Wonderful+WTF: Butt Crack Pictures! 16 Century Cats on Fire! Homophobic Frozen Backlash!

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Warning! Frozen is Promoting a "Gay Agenda" and Now Children Will Become Gay Too!

Even among grannies, "gay agenda" remains the conservative scare tactic of choice.

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