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Gluten: A Story of Love, Loss, And Processed Carbohydrates

I like to think of Valentine’s Day as another evening on my couch with an assortment of cheeses and confusing sexual fantasies about Jamie Oliver.

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Charles Manson's Bride-To-Be

Charles Manson's Bride-To-Be Reveals Morbid Ulterior Motive

Charles Manson's bride-to-be had secretly planned to make a profit by displaying Manson's body following his death. Yes, you read that correctly!

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Reeva's Family Is Happy With Oscar Pistorius' Ruling, But Should Society Be?

Whether or not we believe justice was truly served, can we take solace with the knowledge that the sentencing was sufficient for the Steenkamp family?

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5 (Silly) Ways to Celebrate Oregon Legalizing Gay Marriage

Today, a federal judge overturned the ban on same-sex marriage up in the, "She Flies With Her Own Wings" state. Let's celebrate this achievement in Oregon-themed ways!

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She's Baaaaaack: "Princeton Mom" Susan Patton Offends Everybody But Us with Her Latest Marriage Blather

“Princeton Mom” Susan Patton is back in the news after publishing a Valentine’s Day piece in the

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Alleged Murderer, Paralympic Champion Oscar Pistorius, to Go on Trial for Death of Girlfriend

Hearts collectively broke all across the globe last year on Valentine’s Day, but not for the usual love-lorn reasons.

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Key & Peele on Cunnilingus: "Do What She Says!"

You know, there are definite perks for a woman dating a woman. When you share the same equipment certain things are just ... easier.

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Medieval People Loved Dildos and Other Important Sex History

Bummed about being a singleton on the day of chocolates and flowers and I-Will-Always-Love-Yo

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