At the risk of sounding like xenophobic assholes, this blissful barrage of bizarre Japanese commercials recently came onto our radar and we just had to say, damn Japan. We want some of what you're smoking.
I'm willing to admit that while we don't speak Japanese (sadly) and some of the sure-to-be-illuminating dialogue is decidedly being lost in translation, it's still hard to imagine how some of this shit could ever make sense. Or sell products. But as someone who sees commercials as a kind of modern-day soma (thank you Aldous Huxley for your chilling prophetic vision), I was thrilled that these folks just. got. weird.
Bask in the beautiful batsh*t below.
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