Kira Jane Buxton

Kira Jane Buxton

Bio

Kira Jane Buxton is a Seattle based writer who was raised in the jungles of Asia and the deserts of the Middle East. Her writing has appeared in McSweeney’s, The Feminist Wire and is forthcoming in Redbook Magazine. She believes in kindness and the restorative powers of sloths in pajamas. More can be found at her website: http://www.kirajanebuxton.com  

Kira Jane Buxton Articles

This diet is for those who need a chewing and digestion intervention — we’ve all been there.

Nigiri For Your No-No Hole & Other Highly Effective Diets

[CN: diets, not eating (both satirical)] So, you’ve tried every diet out there. You are fed up — and often barely fed at all. The South Beach Diet, The North Pole Diet, The Atkins Diet, The Fatkins Diet, Weight Watchers, Weight Ignorers… The list is as long as your droopy face.

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Netflix and antisocial or party and spleen fire?? CHOICES.

How To Be Social When You'd Rather Set Your Spleen On Fire

Nobody panic. Put down the Skippy-dipped churro. Take another look the invitation and double-check that it’s for tonight. It is? Are you SURE?

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Bo admits he will miss the White House.

Bo Obama Pays Touching Tribute To His Toilet Of Seven Years

Bo Obama sat and stayed in front of a constellation of camera flashes and biped reporters this morning to give his farewell address in the Oval Of

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When you grow up, you must come home and visit Mommy. And you must bring her hugs. And also vodka. Image: Thinkstock.

Absurd Things You Say To Your Kids

“Don’t talk to strangers. Unless they resemble George Clooney and have a steady job at Microsoft. In that case, give them Mommy’s number, or just walk them straight home with you.”

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