Rebekah Kuschmider

“Sometimes a lady has to be told when she’s being nasty.”

It is January 19, 2017. It is the last day of Barack Hussein Obama’s presidency.

Back in the old days, before the Internet was in our pockets, finding a vacation rental involved travel agents. Finding a vacation rental equipped with kinky sex equipment...Well, I don’t know how that would have worked. Luckily for all the fetishists out there, those dark days are behind us.

Grab your iPhones and launch the app store! There’s a new emoji keyboard out there, and you are going to want to grab it!

For a long time, one of the central flaws in civil rights for the LGBT community has been a lack of employment protections.

We all need a little magic sometimes.

Anyone who has ever lived with a dog knows the joy of having your best friend greet you at the door every time you come home. Or return from getting the mail. Or walk out of the shower.

We have a President musing about why the Civil War started, considering meetings with murderous despots, and preparing to sign anti-LGBTQ orders. How much are we supposed to be able to take? Because I don’t think I want to read the news any more. But in between fits of despair, we have the internet to provide us with animal videos.

Why are there so many politicians who will say they want more prosperity for works but won’t directly force employers to raise wages?

There is literally zero precedent for foreign influence on elections in the US — at least to this degree — and no one seems to know what to do with the information.