Rebekah Kuschmider

Yeah, no. No one wants their bottle of body wash to look like their actual body.

There’s another entrepreneur out there who wants to teach us to masturbate better, too. And they’re ready to send smart-tech into our vaginas to make it happen.

Aside from the physical and psychological toll these injuries take, they also leave many combat veterans unable to have children without medical assistance. The problem becomes even more complicated when they discover that the VA doesn’t cover IVF.

Attendees of the Sanders event stood along the street when Clinton’s motorcade arrived and threw 1,000 $1 bills at her vehicle. Twitter was alight with notices about “making it rain” on Hillary’s car. I have questions.

Dating can be awkward and weird, especially when things seem to be going well and the time comes to discuss big issues. We’ve all have conversations about careers, and kids, and travel, and birth control, and abortion, and HIV status, and million other cringe-worthy topics but have you ever asked if your date owns a gun?

In my travels around the internet today, I happened upon an article about something Mike Rowe, dirty job expert

No word on whether Hill-dawg herself is a fan of crullers or jelly-filled.

Before EMS could get to the scene, about a dozen people lifted the bus up and got all the passengers out to administer aid.

Given the current gulf between the two candidates in terms of primaries and delegates won, it’s pretty safe to say that we’re looking at a Trump nomination.

So why are you still sitting here reading this? Get up! Grab your keys! Go get a doughnut!