Rebekah Kuschmider

Graco has issued a recall on 25,000 car seats, saying they cannot adequately restrain a child in the event of a crash.

We all need a little magic sometimes.

Is Hillary Clinton going to jail for having email? The world — and last night’s debate moderators — want to know!

The short answer is: probably not.

Unless one of her emails contains a confession for actually killing Vince Foster. Which seems unlikely, since Hillary has a law degree from Yale and I think the first thing they teach you there is, “Don’t write incriminating shit down.”

The First Amendment of the Constitution guarantees every citizen the right to petition the government for redress of grievances. Notably, there are no instructions for exactly how to petition the government, and no limits on what kind of grievances for which citizens may seek redress. Which is why it’s totally constitutional and patriotic that a lady lit into Florida Governor Rick Scott in a Starbucks.

Today we have kind of a head scratcher of a story out of Austin, Texas.

In addition to being named the first non-human Meridian Hometown Hero, Jaxon has been awarded a probationary firefighter badge.

The good news is that we seem to be gaining adult supervision in the White House for the moment. And in Congress. And also at the FBI.

Some people think periods are blessed celebrations of the cycles of womanhood and its connection to the earth.

Not too many people would talk about childbirth and say, “Longer labor? More pushing?

There’s another entrepreneur out there who wants to teach us to masturbate better, too. And they’re ready to send smart-tech into our vaginas to make it happen.