Sarah Gladstone

Leave it to parents to teach us all those pesky lessons in life, like some things are worth more than cookies and swimming pools. (Impossible.)

Losers rule, popular kids drool. In the long run at least.

Even if those muscles remain mostly unflexed, there is a potential violence that’s present in the flash of a badge or the barrel of a gun.

Last we checked, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo was not Native American.

When it comes to baby animals, oohing and ahhing and squeeeing around them (baby bunny . . . squeee!) is usually the way to go.

If there’s even a chance that smartphones are connected to cancer why the fuck do we keep using them?

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In case you didn’t know, Neville Longbottom is allllll grown up.

Welcome to the self-deluded world of illusory superiority.

Lupita Nyong'o is “challenging” traditional ideas of beauty—but it's not because she's brown.