Sarah Gladstone

Dear BFFLs:

The ice cream truck may be tainted forever.

Olympians are the closest thing that humanity has to divine and holy athleticism.

Hey GOP, you can't capture millennial votes with silly stereotypes. You'll have to be more creative than that.

All I heard was “positive."

I know that in a lot of ways I am a cultural and ethnic enigma. But discussing my identity all the time can get old. Like, real old, real fast.

Watch Drake don a beard and question unsuspecting pedestrians about himself...from peeing in a Baby Gap to crying after an awards show, it seems the public doesn't think too much of him.

Word bombs like "hey baby" or “let me see that smile" create metaphysical clashes on the streets calling into question whether petulant catcalls are misogynistic (but harmless) or are actually societally sanctioned sexual abuse.

Women who want to wear their hair natural must choose: protect your curls or protect your country. Because apparently, you can’t have it both ways.

Welcome to the self-deluded world of illusory superiority.