Sarah Gladstone

Please stop referring to me as being “alone” when I am clearly walking in a group, simply because I am not attached to a man.

In case you didn’t know, Neville Longbottom is allllll grown up.

All I heard was “positive."

All people may be created equal, but our earwax is not.

You say you want a revolution? We're having a nineties reboot . . . with the spirit of the sixties seeping in.

If there’s even a chance that smartphones are connected to cancer why the fuck do we keep using them?

When it comes to baby animals, oohing and ahhing and squeeeing around them (baby bunny . . . squeee!) is usually the way to go.

Why are women so content with being a cold, distant, light-stealing stone?

We love the cast, but we're wary of spin-offs (even though they don't necessarily have to flop) ... and please, no more yellow umbrellas.

The acknowledgment of Lupita’s elegance begins a process to alleviate any future need to add "for a . . . " to the end of “You’re beautiful.”