Sarah Gladstone

New video featuring the comments of outraged Domino's customers shines new, disgusting light on first-world entitlement

For the sake of all that is sacred, I will henceforth become a dependable person. Or at least I will try.

All I heard was “positive."

Miley seems to be predictable only in the sense that we can always expect a controversy spilling from her lips. (Or loins.)

Last we checked, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo was not Native American.

Beneath the ear-worming melodies and undeniable pop-froth of the '90s was a latent feminist agenda that's still informing the woman I am today.

Word bombs like "hey baby" or “let me see that smile" create metaphysical clashes on the streets calling into question whether petulant catcalls are misogynistic (but harmless) or are actually societally sanctioned sexual abuse.

Welcome to the self-deluded world of illusory superiority.

I know that in a lot of ways I am a cultural and ethnic enigma. But discussing my identity all the time can get old. Like, real old, real fast.

We’ve come a long way since the duo-chromatic days of black and white TV.