Sarah Gladstone

If there’s even a chance that smartphones are connected to cancer why the fuck do we keep using them?

Hot vanilla. Sweet vanilla woman. Break me off a piece of that vanilla girl! Nope. Nobody says that.

Olympians are the closest thing that humanity has to divine and holy athleticism.

Beneath the ear-worming melodies and undeniable pop-froth of the '90s was a latent feminist agenda that's still informing the woman I am today.

Ah, Inception. That was a great movie. Leonardo was so good.

Shutting the door on kids who don't fall within the confines of "the norm" is not a viable option.

Last we checked, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo was not Native American.

Dear BFFLs:

A proposed California bill is bringing new attention to the fate of performance orcas at SeaWorld

The internet is weird and gross and hilarious and helpful.