Winona Dimeo-Ediger

All the skimpy clothes that come along with this time of year give me anxiety.

Justin: I know you know that I made those mistakes maybe once or twice. Me: Once or twice? Really, Justin? Justin: And by once or twice I mean maybe a couple a hundred times. Me: Right. Now we’re on the same page.

There’s something that happens on social media every time a celebrity dies. After the initial shock and questions of “is it a hoax?” have abated, people start telling stories.

Ever had an imagined conversation with optimism? Yeah, me too.

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"If you’re not married, you’re doomed. This is such a load of BS. Relationship timelines are complicated and unpredictable and unique to each of us. There’s no age that determines your romantic future. Women don’t have an expiration date."

The customer is always right but they are not always sane. The customer is always right but they are not always sane.

Guys, let's review some of the reasons that woman you've never met might not feel like chatting, shall we?

Make a u-turn into the darkest recesses of your psyche. Wonder about your life purpose: Were you put on earth to stare at computer screens and pay bills and die? Cringe while imagining what your idealistic college self would think of you now. Conclude that your life lacks creativity and meaning and simple joys.

scarf virtuoso. entrepreneur. bjork fan.