Christmas

6. Light-up crap: Illuminated pig? Obviously. For a mere $45 you can deck your lawn with this Tinsel Pig and a number of other forest/farm animals/snowmen/pretty much anything you can think of. First you shell out your hard earned dollars, then you try to find a place to store your pig/fox/snowman/Santa when it’s not December. Best wishes.

No, it’s not the presents. It’s all the little things.

Santa Claus is an envoy of our dominant, white cultural traditions. Let him be a better diplomat.

I present: the only facet of the holidays I can't get enough of.

If everyone on your list has been naughty, why not give them something nice?

I'm not sure I agree with the message of this anti-texting tune. But damn if it isn't catchy.