humor

“This apartment building,” I said proudly, “Has quiet hours. It’s part of the lease agreement.” As if that was going to deter anyone. As if that was going to deter you.

"1. The staff at all four branches of Starbucks around your office know you on a first name basis, and have your “usual” ready for you the minute you arrive."

Steve Byrnes is hoping to build a social network based on (wait for it) knock knock jokes. Cue the parental horror.