safe sex

A newly passed bill makes it illegal to bust a woman for prostitution if she's carrying condoms. Yes, this was actually happening.

Since it was featured on TLC, we feel it's important to make this announcement: putting Pop Rocks in your vagina is a stupid idea.

Despite the openness of friend circles and lady tribes, there are some things we like to keep hush-hush. We're here to open up the conversation about a vag pain called dyspareunia (don't worry, you're not dying).

It has come to our attention that the fair states of Louisiana and North Carolina prohibit oral sex. Why, oh why, would someone do such a thing?

Condoms—the antidote to unwanted pregnancies and STIs? Not if you're Chase Bank.

Thank you, Japan, for continuing to shock us with awesome weirdness. May we all kneel before the giant phallus of love and health in gratitude.

The Center for Disease Control says that gonorrhea is still wreaking havoc on America—so start double-bagging your nether bits.

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