Satire

Clean eating is so passe, you guys. It’s time to get on board the newest trend: dirty eating!

A woman who says she doesn't want kids will probably change her mind later: It's your duty to inform her of this fact.

These things could never happen. But WHAT IF THEY DID?

Throw your computer against the wall. Leave work. Storm the streets.

We all know that women really don’t have the cojones to fight ghosts or do science. Even the thought of it is funny—BUT NOT THE GOOD KIND OF FUNNY.

Consider asking your father to turn you into a tree.

New research finds that when trolls make fun of conspiracy theorists, the jokes can be interpreted as actual information. We scratch our heads.

Did you hear that the man responsible for the Olympic ring malfunction at the opening ceremony was found stabbed to death?