Welcome to Wednesday!
It's humpday (but my husband is gone so there will be no humping for me, better luck to you). Twitter is here to get us through the day with some hardcore #WednesdayWisdom. Sometimes the Twitterverse comes through with some actual wisdom, sometimes it's just the wisdom you need to laugh your way through the day.
Here are a few of our faves:
— Renee Lee (@rhealyrhealy) August 9, 2017
Um...my dog literally eats shit.
— Emmett Ferguson (@theemmettf) August 9, 2017
— nAmyste (@AAskelson) August 9, 2017
Why is this so true?
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece. #WednesdayWisdom
— MARK (@westy2112) August 9, 2017
Mark, you're speaking my language.
— Tim Fargo (@alphabetsuccess) August 9, 2017
Pain and fear are relative.
"A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons." —Hillary
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 29, 2016
Well that's a little more truth than I was ready for today.
— Gladstone (@TreasuryMog) August 9, 2017
Fitting, since it's #LEOSEASON.
— FRIENDS (@FriendsTV) August 3, 2017
Wine gets better with age. I get better with wine. #WednesdayWisdom
— Joshua (@JawShoeWha) August 9, 2017
It's like you know me.
— Fred MyLeg (@foxygrandpa62) August 9, 2017
You can always trust Patrick.
Some of the best shit in life also happens to be the most difficult and painful. I don't know why. I don't make the rules. #WednesdayWisdom
— Joni Edelman (@joniboloney) August 9, 2017
I don't make the rules.
— Everystylishgirl (@EveryStylishG) August 9, 2017