#BOYCOTTSTARBUCKS: LOL You're Funny, Jerks (And Thanks, Starbucks!)

BRB, buying a venti green tea from Starbucks so I can sip it.

BRB, buying a venti green tea from Starbucks so I can sip it.

In today's, Oh Would You Just Shut The Hell Up Already: #boycottstarbucks

Oh ok. Sure. 

In true slap-you-in-the-face-Trump move, Starbucks has announced that they'll be hiring 10,000 refugees around the world. And in true we-are-petty-morons fashion, Trump supporters boycott! COFFEE! 

PROUD OF YOU FOR STANDING UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN!

No, I'm not. You're an asshole.

Exhibit A: You elected an asshole.

Exhibit B: You think people fleeing war-torn countries don't deserve 1. safety and 2. employment. 

Exhibit C: You think Starbucks even CARES ABOUT YOU.

I don't know what's worse, Trump as "president," or all of the people who love him thinking literally anything he says is a good idea. In a whole NINE days in office, Trump has already managed to get himself a 51% disapproval rating. Congratulations! It took W 1,205 days

Yeah, George, we do. 

I'll take eight damn more years of W over another nine days with Trump.

Starbucks, thanks for doing something in the face of this nightmare we call "president."

And #boycottstarbucks assholes, thanks for the shortened lines. *sips coffee*

 

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