Eliana Osborn

Look, Connect Four is not a good game. But it can be over quickly, which is pretty great.

I, like far too many women in this country and the world, have had a wide variety of experiences involving sexual harassment.

I’m terrified of wrongful imprisonment. To be the only one who knows the truth and have to live every day in a cell, wondering, why, god, why? [...] Sitting hooked up for gadgets to monitor every aspect of my mind and body, in a small room without any distraction, I see how a person could lose herself — or the truth — for a moment.

They were horrible.

I wanted to write a book last summer. Then I realized what a terrible goal that was and modified accordingly.

Baranta is a new martial art focusing on traditional folk dancing and activities.

I always have a small piece of my brain on mom mode, no matter what else is happening. I have no problem with this, since that is how humanity has survived.

Sometimes the nicest kids turn into whole new people when they come over to your house.

I’ve developed a fast and furious passion for the new Daily Show host, Trevor Noah.

Is anyone else with me on this? White foods are NASTY.