Eliana Osborn

Perfectly Karaoke Or Lip Sync A Song: You may think this is less important than the other items on the list. You are wrong.

It is hard to find any real numbers about how many people do "direct sales" or how much money they make. The web is full of either big promises or pissed-off former sellers. What I do know, from bazillions of friends and family, is that making much more than pocket money means selling like a real job. Yes, it might be more flexible, but there’s no magic formula.

I am going to have amazing posture. My neck will look so skinny just from the way I hold my head.

I wanted to write a book last summer. Then I realized what a terrible goal that was and modified accordingly.

The most important things my mother taught me included work from Neil Diamond, Billy Joel, Wham! and Whitney Houston.

Look, Connect Four is not a good game. But it can be over quickly, which is pretty great.

"Sharknado 3" has an especially unique moment when a human baby is born by being cut out of the side of a shark. Don’t ask questions, there’s nothing to explain.

A haircut is a whole lot cheaper than therapy or tattoos or a round-the-world plane ticket.

1. Borrow a child.

I’ve developed a fast and furious passion for the new Daily Show host, Trevor Noah.