Eliana Osborn
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Eliana Osborn Articles
A haircut is a whole lot cheaper than therapy or tattoos or a round-the-world plane ticket.
Read...When did I discover that sterilization isn’t as cut and dry as it seems? While sitting in a hospital gown, signing my life away, awaiting surgery.
Read...I’m not alone in being troubled by how people suddenly disappear in life, right? That’s essentially why the internet was created. You may have heard rumors about Al Gore inventing it for military purposes... Lies!
Read...Sick of hearing about your friend's perfect pregnancy?Give one of these amazing gifts at the baby shower and you shouldn’t have to worry about this anymore.
Read...Look, Connect Four is not a good game. But it can be over quickly, which is pretty great.
Read...I wanted to write a book last summer. Then I realized what a terrible goal that was and modified accordingly.
Read...You know how someone can give you a compliment that you know isn’t true? Like, they tell you a dress looks good when you are absolutely certain that is not the case? But if they keep saying it looks good, you start to think “Yeah... this looks good.”
Read...The other magical thing about living in 2015 is the Internet. You can get great training in all kinds of fields while sitting in your underwear at home.
Read...Really, you should thank me. I’m just protecting your future self.
Read...I cried every single day of my life until I was 18 years old. I did not know this was abnormal.
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