Eliana Osborn
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"Sharknado 3" has an especially unique moment when a human baby is born by being cut out of the side of a shark. Don’t ask questions, there’s nothing to explain.
Read...I always have a small piece of my brain on mom mode, no matter what else is happening. I have no problem with this, since that is how humanity has survived.
Read...After this, I’m not going to be able to complain about Meghan Trainor and having to teach my son that "All About That Bass" is talking about girls with big booties.
Read...We take weekend turns. He does vacations and summers. Literally. He takes them away. It is great.
Read...Sometimes the nicest kids turn into whole new people when they come over to your house.
Read......But not in the way you'd think.
Read...I look tired when I stay up too late. I also look tired if I get eight hours of sleep.
Read...What’s That Smell? Sniffing Out Weird House Odors
Read...Your partner will make you want to throw up at some point. Pure, unadulterated disgust.
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