Eliana Osborn

They were horrible.

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1. Borrow a child.

Help.

Full-fat dairy may be “healthier” for you than low-fat dairy. “May” be, as in, probably is, like with numbers and science and stuff.

Sometimes the nicest kids turn into whole new people when they come over to your house.

How do you love someone who continually does things to hurt himself? I’ve been holding a phone with my stoned, sobbing brother on the other end for nearly 20 years. I keep picking up the pieces, keep having my heart break, because he’s my brother.

I’m not there yet. But I need to be honest—I’m closer to 40 than any other multiple of five.

What’s That Smell? Sniffing Out Weird House Odors

After this, I’m not going to be able to complain about Meghan Trainor and having to teach my son that "All About That Bass" is talking about girls with big booties.