Eliana Osborn
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Read...In Anchorage, Alaska, there are 5 hours, 27 minutes of daylight on December 21. The good news: The numbers only go up for the next six months. The bad news: December 22 has merely seconds more light.
Read...I’m not there yet. But I need to be honest—I’m closer to 40 than any other multiple of five.
Read...After years in apartments that should have been condemned, even these sad restroom facilities were vast improvements. And so we stayed, the husband and I, vaguely embarrassed when guests stayed over and commented on the bordello vibe of the bathroom.
Then we had a kid. No working bathtub suddenly seemed like a big deal. And the functional bathroom spaces weren’t places you’d want to hang out. There’s a lot of bathroom time once you’ve got tiny humans. (You’ve been warned.)
Read...I am going to have amazing posture. My neck will look so skinny just from the way I hold my head.
Read...In this film, we got to walk backstage with the young Broadway actress currently playing Annie. She explained the rules for taking on the role: Once a girl started her period, she couldn’t be Annie.
Read...Full-fat dairy may be “healthier” for you than low-fat dairy. “May” be, as in, probably is, like with numbers and science and stuff.
Read...If you kill a tortoise, even on accident, you probably shouldn’t have children.
Read...I’m a sucker for an interesting woman, so Notorious RBG is obviously my sort of book.
Read...Look, Connect Four is not a good game. But it can be over quickly, which is pretty great.
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