Eliana Osborn

I cried every single day of my life until I was 18 years old. I did not know this was abnormal.

I’m terrified of wrongful imprisonment. To be the only one who knows the truth and have to live every day in a cell, wondering, why, god, why? [...] Sitting hooked up for gadgets to monitor every aspect of my mind and body, in a small room without any distraction, I see how a person could lose herself — or the truth — for a moment.

My main reason for doing reading testing, enduring a bus ride to a field trip about weapons engineering, and other thrills? Stalking.

Your partner will make you want to throw up at some point. Pure, unadulterated disgust.

A haircut is a whole lot cheaper than therapy or tattoos or a round-the-world plane ticket.

Sick of hearing about your friend's perfect pregnancy?Give one of these amazing gifts at the baby shower and you shouldn’t have to worry about this anymore.

We take weekend turns. He does vacations and summers. Literally. He takes them away. It is great.

My Life on the Road (or MLR) is not what I expected...the idea of not waiting for experience to come to you permeates the book.

I look tired when I stay up too late. I also look tired if I get eight hours of sleep.

1. Write a damn letter.