Eliana Osborn

Baranta is a new martial art focusing on traditional folk dancing and activities.

I’m a sucker for an interesting woman, so Notorious RBG is obviously my sort of book.

If he were an a--hole to my kids, things would be easier. But he’s not. He’s good with them. He’s his best self. It makes me alternately happy and heartbroken.

Is anyone else with me on this? White foods are NASTY.

I’m not a fan of repeating things over and over so that they lose their meaning. "Pledge: a solemn promise or agreement." It is that extra level, the solemnity, that makes me uncomfortable with casual usage.

Don’t listen to horror stories about airplane tantrums. Listen to me while I let you in on the secret perks of seeing the world with kiddos.

Sometimes the nicest kids turn into whole new people when they come over to your house.

I always have a small piece of my brain on mom mode, no matter what else is happening. I have no problem with this, since that is how humanity has survived.

A haircut is a whole lot cheaper than therapy or tattoos or a round-the-world plane ticket.

Really, you should thank me. I’m just protecting your future self.